the virgin-whore dichotomy test.

what can i say, i am fascinated by the virgin-whore dichotomy that seems to permeate all cultures and time periods. virtuous women have hymens, bad girls are slutty and are occasionally stoned to death. no one cares where a man's penis has been, even if it's been in a sheep. well, no one cares as much, anyway. yet there is such a stigma for being a slutty, or even slutty-seeming, girl. so here is my quiz.

First of all, what color is your hair?

a glorious light blonde.
dark, or red.
who cares? i watch football.


What kind of clothes do you usually wear?

ironed, clean, and classic. i don't go for the trendy look, and i don't show too much skin. i like pastels.
provacative, tight, and occasionally vulgar ensembles. lots of black and lots of bright color.
boxers, briefs, baseball caps, bathrobes, biker shorts, bandanas, and other articles of clothing that begin with the letter "b"


It's amateur night at your local strip club. You are:

hiding at home. Stripping is so gross and degrading.
...gonna win! I'm a hot dancer.
observing.


What did you do last Thursday?

my homework. or i watched a movie or read a book or went online.
why, my good friend and i raped an acquaintance and then laughed about it all night.
I watched football.


what's on your mind most frequently?

friends
boys
sports



you go to a party and nobody flirts with you. you are:

fine. who cares? i just came to hang out with my friends anyway. we are talking about music and movies.
pouting in the corner. no one even cares that i am half naked! attention, please?!
doing stupid things with my arm muscle to get noticed.


how many boyfriends have you had?

hmm... four or less. boys aren't my priority, but i am a nice girlfriend.
five or more. they sit in a pissed-off heap in the corner. i was pretty mean to most of them.
dude, i have girlfriends.



who do you identify with the most in "snow white?"

snow white
the wicked stepmother
prince charming


active or passive?:

passive.
active
huh?