WHY DID YOU GET IN TROUBLE?

so. throughout my entire life, i've always found myself in trouble for really stupid little things. sometimes i have a partner in crime, and sometimes i do not. sister todd, who is often my partner in crime, had the idea for this quiz and wrote the questions for it. it's loosely based on my life. or at least my life for the past week or so.

Where were you last night?

I was talking to people much younger than I am.
I was belligerently drunk and reading livejournals of people I hate.
I was hiding in my room because my roommates are so loud.
I was in New York, Pittsburgh, Florida, Arizona, Sweden, and some other places.
I was at a party.



Who are your friends?

Little girls with bows.
I prefer hating people to liking them. It's a bigger rush.
They're quiet and respectful.
Bart
She had a stroke.


Who do you get into fights with?

Girls in middle school who try to pick on my friends.
EVERYONE
I avoid confrontation and write notes instead.
People who are my friend but won't befriend me on Friendster or who let me sleep in and miss my train home or who don't like Macalauy Caulkin enough.
Anyone who falls anywhere on the Venn diagram of Naked and Anarchist.


What is your argument style?

I'm older than you and haven't been in middle school for YEARS.
Calmly informing people that you hate them.
Passive-aggression
Hmmm. I don't really fight.
I scream. I tell people both my SAT score and my IQ. I refuse to discuss issues with people who aren't as good looking as I am.


What do you do when you hate someone?

Make a livejournal pretending to be him and make him look stupid.
Add him to my livejournal friends list.
Put their stuff in the toilet. Set traps.
Hmm... I guess I call them an ASS!
Tell him to go home as soon as possible because no one likes him.

(donate money to democrats so america stays out of trouble)