what kind of tard are you?

thank sister todd for coming up with this quiz concept.
thank me for implementing it.

where can you be found?

snugly squished to a loved one's body.
snugly squished to a loved one's body, but in a more severe manner.
happily chugging along on a freeway
reminiscing about the good ol' days in an old folks home.
the white house.


what is your area of expertise?

dance and aerobics
dance and aerobics, but SO much more so than above
transportation.
being old.
saying dumb things.


what are you made of?

lycra
lycra. but a LOT of it.
metal, rubber, plastic.
wisdom and polident.
misguided convictions.



will you marry me?

i'm not the marrying type
i'm REALLY not the marrying type
no, but i'll drive you to your wedding
i was married in 1905!
if we're gonna fuck, you betcha. we can't fuck unless we are married first.


how do you feel about florida?
the warm climate makes me popular among dancers
i'm not so loved there. i'm too hot.
i've driven on those roads, aye.
my friends and i all live there!
wow. do i owe them one, or what?



choose a concept:

lion
one
slut
homer simpson
again.


what is your IQ?

this is irrelevant.
this is SO irrelevant.
can i tell you my gas mileage instead?
it used to be one hundred, but it has declined in my old age.
fourteen.