haven't you ever wondered which social taboo you would be, if you were one? hey, i'm providing a useful service here.
you are sitting around in a big group of your closest friends. you are most likely discussing: children, and how badly you want to have your own. how badly you have to go to the bathroom. what you want done with your body when you die. how much you love your family how annoying all the propaganda surrounding september 11th was. your ideal summer job: babysitting janitor in a public bathroom gravedigger anything, as long as i can work with my cousins and siblings volunteering in a campaign against george w. bush. you are standing in line at the grocery store. which tabloid headline catches your attention? jon-benet ramsey found safe in her treehouse! 6,000 year old turd found in mesopotamia! cher found to be dead for seven years, but still sings. steamy sex affair: oprah and rosie and their great uncles! george w. bush found bound and gagged with an "osama yo mama" t shirt in an nyu dorm room . when you were three, you: LOVED other three year olds liked to play with your own feces wanted to die LOVED your big sister were already a democrat confess me something. sometimes i like to wear little boys' underwear i haven't changed my underwear in ten months if my boyfriend died, i'd still love him. carnally. i used to wish i had a fraternal twin of the opposite sex, so i could...nevermind. i participated in the invention of an ostrich named susan. she fucked the world trade center. how do you feel about little girls with bows? GOD I LOVE THEM. ...i mean. are they still in diapers? dirty ones? they'd be cuter if i strangled them and left them in a closet for a month. are they my third-cousins twice removed? who cares what i think, stanley-bob hates them. how do you feel about graveyards? they are ok if there is a preschool nearby. they are ok if they have a few outhouses. GOD I LOVE THEM!! AUUUGH! i could happily live in one. or die in one. i can't wait to be buried in the family vault there is a massive one just north of battery park do you love your family? yes, but especially the babies and tots no, but i love my own ass i love the ones who have passed to another world. and their bodies. YES. A LOT. A LOT A LOT A LOT A LOT. yes, but they sure don't like when i spout off extremely controversial political views at dinner, especially ones about avians. how did you find mewing.net? the little tyke i babysit showed to to me. he's so cute... it was written on the wall in a public restroom i saw it carved in a dead body. my brother fucked me. i mean, my brother showed me. freudian slut. sorry. my close personal loving friend made it.