a timely note: these quizzes are jokes. they are not meant to tell you the contents of your soul. they are not meant to be startlingly accurate. they are meant to be silly. if you want someone to examine your mind and reveal deep truths about your personality, you need to go to a psychic or a psychologist. not to a website. so, please do not take these tests seriously.
also: yes, i am known for putting inside jokes in my quizzes. please do not contact me complaining about this fact. see this website? it's mine. it is a personal site. its only purpose is to amuse me, not to serve as a massive, machine-like quiz-taking service for all the 12 year old livejournal users in the world. translation: i am allowed to have inside jokes in my quizzes, and if you don't like them, don't post the results. i promise i won't be offended.
that being said, if you take the time to browse through my site (i promise you the quizzes are the least interesting part), you will probably understand nearly all the inside jokes in the quizzes. and, if you don't understand your results, just email me and i'd be happy to explain.
so, here they are.
[x] what awful book are you?
[x] what kind of bush voter are you?
[x] what intentional tort are you?
[x] what's your dark secret?
[x] are you a democrat or a republican?
[x] why will you get in trouble?
[x] what will you get for christmas?
[x] what should you be for halloween?
[x] what type of ex are you?
[x] what level of hell will i send you to?
[x] what's your style of love?
[x] what's your pickup line?
[x] why do i hate you?
[x] what celebrity feature are you?
[x] the virgin-whore dichotomy quiz
[x] what kind of tard are you?
[x] are you thomas pynchon, goethe, or a brick wall?
[x] are you pittsburgh, miami, or hoboken NJ? by sister todd and i.
[x] do you smell?
[x] what's your drag queen persona?
[x] which social taboo are you?
[x] what kind of nerd are you?
[x] the HIV test. inspired by sister todd.
[x] what type of jeans are you? written and illustrated by gus! (coded by me.)
[x] what type of BUTT are you!?
[x] image personality quiz. teehee.
[x] how antisocial are you?
[x] what's your battle cry?
[x] how much cher is in you?
[x] take the most non-offensive quiz ever.
[x] which type of nyu student are you?
[x] what is your main fault?
[x] how are you going to die?