the "are you thomas pynchon, goethe, or a brick wall?" test.

i'm really getting into this 'making a test with the answers in the title' thing. i've also discovered that the more irrelevent the test results are, the more fun it is to make the test. please do not email me asking for an explanation of this one. there is no explanation. also please do not email me telling me that i am random. i am a highly organized being.

when were you alive?

i'm still alive.
1749-1842
i've never been alive.


your writing style:

cryptic, funny, confusing.
dark. very dark.
i don't write.


your nationality:

american.
german.
i am a citizen of the world.


spray paint?

sounds like something i want on the cover of my novel.
no. no, no, no.
sure, bring it on!


ok, come clean now. did you write 'faust?'

no, but i wrote 'mason & dixon.'
fine. i admit it. i did.
what's faust?



clicky here and read a bit. now. your reaction?

hee hee! funny!
not very funny.
uhhh... i really don't get it.


you are caught shoplifting. what do you do to get out of it?

spout conspiracy theories to confuse the fuzz and make them think i am crazy.
bargain, bargain, bargain.
stand very still and refuse to move.



do you have buck teeth?

oh, severely.
nope.
i don't have any teeth!


your name, or your character's name, is most likely to be mentioned in:

a postmodern fiction course.
susan's journal
a metaphor about steadfastness.