the "are you pittsburgh, miami, or hoboken NJ?" test.

sister todd and i took this test and we were both disheartened to see that not only was the new york result full of shitmongering, but our respective homecities, pittsburgh and miami, were not featured as viable answers. POO! we said. so here is a city test where the only answers are pittsburgh, miami, and hoboken, new jersey. (why hoboken NJ? why not? our friends live there.) thanks to sister todd for all the pittsburgh info and for helping to write this.

here you go, kids.



Which leisure activity do you prefer?

beer drinking. football. complaining. it's my life.
i sure love clubbing. and going to the beach. and shopping.
going on short jaunts to new york city.


choose the phrase that you understand:

"what yinz doin' n'at?"
"ay, ese trafico es horible!"
"the tail isn't answering her phone!"


name your favorite institute of higher learning:

carnegie mellon university. (farie goes there!)
university of miami. go canes? (hi gup!)
stevens institute of technology. drinking games with dice?


choose your favorite weather mishap:

blizzard
hurricane
anything that involves a tree chasing people down the street


your favorite industry:

condiments
tourism
renting apartments to nyu kids



how's your self esteem?

i hate myself. i wish people liked me.
very, very, very high. i never wear clothes
people use me to get a better look at my neighbor, but I don't mind


choose a road:

mcknight road
palmetto expressway
river street.



choose a famous person:

andy warhol
gloria estefan
frank sinatra


your public transportation:

sounds irish
is a bunch of SUV's. or a raft.
is on the beaten path

laura
paper
canvas
cd/dvd
etc.