you have a natural aversion to both seafood and boating, which makes you the ideal landlubber. hence, you most likely live in nebraska, kansas, alberta, or mongolia (you definitely live in the northern hemisphere.) your father was in the coal mining business, and your mother was a ballet-dancer-turned-waitress. until the age of six, you believed that not only was the earth flat, but that it was enclosed in a glass box in an otherworldly museum. you enjoy wide open fields, trees, and playing poker with your best friend, whose name might be horace. paste this code in your livejournal, deadjournal, blog, site, etc, to tell the world.