feeling a bit randy, are we? i'll tell you the cliched pickup line that you personally should use to get laid. because heaven knows, you need my help.

which groupling of 4 seemingly unrelated words most accurately describes you?

spiritual, flakey, earthy, natural
smooth, sleek, organized, scheming
outgoing, forward, blunt, confident
energetic, social, sexy, normal
bizarre, unconventional, silly, antisocial



your humpy rendezvous ideally takes place in:

a secluded cabin in the woods
a room in a 5 star hotel
your bedroom
your partner's bedroom
public


a sexy place to meet someone for the first time is:

while wading in a pristine brook that bubbles over ancient rocks
late at night at a swanky, dimly lit bar in a big city
the grocery store--brightly lit, in mid-day
a club--dance first, talk later.
the proctologist's waiting room


your clothes are:

flowy
classy and designer
nondescript, GAP type stuff
tight and revealing
mismatched and in shreds


a kiss should be:

full of soul and meaning
appropriately timed
explained.
followed by a phone number
bloody



what's your favorite color?

lavender
black
blue
red
puce and chartreuse


the recipient of your pickup line:

is in touch with his/her emotional and spiritual self
is suave and sexy
has a good bullshit detector
knows how to have fun
has a good sense of humor