i've been receiving complaints about how my quizzes are too mean.
fine. have a truly kind quiz. nothing mean here. nope. whee!



some adjectives that describe you best include:

well-dressed, secretive, celebratory.
cuddly, cute, quiet.
natural, good-smelling, well-liked.
artistic, childlike, colorful.
dependable, soft, malleable.
bright, cheerful, enthusiastic.


your favorite song:

happy birthday.
the siamese cat song, from lady and the tramp
where have all the flowers gone
somewhere over the rainbow
the sweater song
sunny days


how happy are you?:

happy
very happy. and sleepy.
incredibly happy
astoundingly, wonderfully happy.
not so much "happy" as "content."
so amazingly, horribly, crazily happy that i'm going to burst.


what is your atomic state of being?

solid, hard.
solids and liquids. i'm alive.
solid, delicate. i too am alive.
um...gas?
solid, soft
plasma!


how frequently do you leave the house?

i only exist once a year.
whenever i want to explore.
i basically live outside, but i stay in natural areas.
a lot, but it is difficult to see me most of the time.
i'm more common indoors.
ALL THE TIME! I GO EVERYWHERE! WHEE!



how beloved are you?

very beloved by all.
beloved by people who like mews.
beloved by all but the allergic.
quite beloved and appreciated.
i am loved but underappreciated.
people love me but i can be harmful to them sometimes.


a noise you might make:

crackle, crackle
meow?
i am silent
woosh, woosh, as i sit in the wind.
rip, rip
i communicate the sound of WHEEE!



these querstions are getting worse and worse. just choose a random word that doesn't even apply:

beep?
meep?
peep?
bip?
veep?
pounce?
i give up. i suck at being non-offensive.


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