what is your style of love?

according to my AP psych book from high school (still my bible), john alan lee proposed six styles of love. i added one very important one, and made a quiz. and now you're taking it.

your ideal relationship must involve:

passion and intense physical attraction.
lots of 'seeing other people.' i don't do relationships.
friendship, laughter and enjoyment of the same things.
practical lifestyle benefits for both partners.
never, ever, ever being apart from my lover.
altruism and selflessness.
torture.



you and your ideal love:

fell madly in love at first sight.
saw each other at party, exchanged witty banter, fucked in the coat room, and never saw each other again.
were friends for many years prior to falling in love.
meet each other's checklist of standards for dating.
act as though we are sewn together at the elbow.
offer support and tenderness to each other in times of need.
attempt to run each other over with a truck.


your best friend asks how you met your lovedove, who is named petunia. you say:

"as soon as i saw petunia's face and we looked into each other's eyes, i knew we were made for each other and we'd love one another forevermore."
"she was the feature dancer at a strip club and i invited her home."
"silly petunia, you have forgotten how we met?"
"online dating list. it seemed time for me to meet someone."
"i loved her secretly for a year and finally she noticed me...but i still think i love her more than she loves me."
"we met at a charity benefit and realized we both love helping mankind."
"i saw her on television and lost control of my bladder."



where do you want to go on your honeymoon?

somewhere romantic and beautiful and secluded
honeymoon? the only way i'd get married is drunk and in vegas, so i guess we'll spend a night there before i get it anulled.
somewhere exciting where we can have fun together
we don't have time for a honeymoon. it's not important anyway.
a dark cave. i hope we get shut in forever. together. forever.
anywhere my lover wants to go. i am happy if my lover is happy.
hell. i'd go to hell if it meant my partner had to go too.



your ideal sex session:

is slow and meaningful and filled with loving caresses
is very quick and very dirty
is fun and playful
produces children and orgasms.
lasts ten days straight and involves not answering phone calls.
is spiritual and shows that the depth of our love goes beyond corporeal bounds
involves knives.




what's the most important to you in a relationship?

having undeniable chemistry
maintaining my independance
being able to laugh together and have conversations
that we make sense as a couple
utter devotion
tenderness
eventual murder



pick a quote from my wonderful psych book:

"my lover and i were attracted to each other immediately after we met"
"i like to keep my lover a little uncertain about my committment to him or her"
"it is hard for me to say exactly when our friendship turned into love"
"i considered what my lover was going to become in life before i committed myself to him or her"
"when things aren't right with my lover and me, my stomach gets upset."
"i will always try to help my lover through difficult times"
"death"


what do you get your partner for your anniversary?

flowers
crotchless panties and the idea that you should date other people
a cd or a book
a gift certificate or money
a ten page essay on your undying love and obsession
a booklet of coupons that read "we can do anything you want all day"
anthrax in the mail