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in what level of hell will laura place you?

my version of hell is, obviously, quite biased. unless you fit my admittedly narrow vision of what a human being should be, you will most likely be angry or annoyed with this result. this "what level of hell are you in" quiz is not complimentary-in-disguise like the other ones out there--my quiz isn't going to make you giggle because i call you lusty or violent. my quiz will tell you why i REALLY want to send you to tell. so there's your warning. if you take the quiz and email me a hate letter about the results, i'm just going to send you back here to read this disclaimer, so just save time and remember what it says now.



Republican?

no way
yep, that's me.
uh...hello...I voted for Nader.



Are you in a frat?:

Yes!
No
No, but I'm in a sorority.

"Squeeeee! XD Squirrels! Hamsters!" React.

HEE! Funny! WEEEE!!!! XD o.O YAY!
Not so funny.


You met someone at a party last weekend and spent an hour kissing and groping him or her in the back of your car. You tell your friend:

"I hooked up!"
"I fornicated."
"I got ass, yo!"


You find yourself in an elevator with someone you had a class with last semester. You:

say "hey! what's up? what's happening? How was your summer?"
Smile and nod a little if they look over at you
Roll your eyes and ignore them because their clothes are too trendy and you are too cool.
say "Ew. I can't believe I ran into YOU" and then smirk so they know you are being sarcastic.



How did you feel about the war in Iraq?

I don't know. I follow politics but I could see both sides.
I was against it
I thought it was justified
Nevermind war.... GERBILS! WILD RABID GERBILS WITH SOCKS!


The person you kissed a few questions back turned out to be your friend's boyfriend or girlfriend, but you were too drunk to care. What do you do?

Apologize to my friend and understand if he or she never wants to speak to me again.
Forget it--it's not a big deal. Who cares? If their relationship were good, the boyfriend/girlfriend wouldn't have kissed me anyway, so I'm not sorry.


Do you like "bad 80s music" or "bad 80s movies?"

Hahaha, yeah!
NO
I like things from the 80s, but I'd never call them "bad" because they're completely unironically good!


Check off the things you like a lot:

Susan the Ostrich
beer
SUVs
Lord of the Rings
blow jobs
anime
Veganism
George W. Bush
trucker hats
living in the suburbs
rocking out
baby names like "Morgan" and "Brianna"
sarcasm
the Dave Matthews Band
Boobs!
Indie rock or emo
television


Do you think I'm funny?

yes
NOPE.
kind of, maybe.



"Her and I are going to the store." Is there anything wrong with that sentence?

yes
no



"Please leave the keys for her and I." Is there anything wrong with that sentence?

yes
no



do you see anything annoyingly hypocritical about smokers who won't order dessert because it's not healthy?

yes
no



all the cool kids live in a building in brooklyn. they go to shows and rock out and go to thrift stores and say things are "neat" and consider themselves on the cutting edge of "hip." on weekends they watch spaghetti westerns and teen movies from the 80s and they decorate their rooms with 'kitsch' that is 'so uncool it is cool again.' do you want to live there and be friends with them?

yes!
no thanks



Check off the things you hate a lot:

abortions
porn
people who make fun of religion
Republicans
sellouts
people who are too political
my sense of humor