are you sick of traditional halloween costumes? are you sick of trying to come up with something clever and fun and hot and scary? never fear. i will help you by matching your personality to an appropriate costume. and you'd better wear it.

what sounds the best to you?

nether
speed
cold
clean.
decomposing.
yum.



what sounds scariest to you?

selling your soul
moving rapidly
snow
the dentist
maggots
starving


what color do you want your costume to be?

black
clear
white
red
brown
a rainbow


what do you like most about yourself?

i'm sexy
i'm athletic
i'm pure
i get things done
i gross people out
i'm delicious


name an accessory you'd like to carry:

handcuffs
streamers
dry ice
a lead apron
goo
salt



what's your favorite vowel sound?

ow
short a, as in "cat"
aw
aw, but slightly shorter than above
eh
ee


what do you want to accomplish with your costume?

i want to impress and seduce
i want to cheer and amuse
i want to offput and confuse
i want to be silly and bemuse
i want to shock and ooze
i want to wear something edible as shoes



you want to be a(n):

character
adjective
outdoor noun
participle
gerund
indoor noun