WHAT KIND OF BUSH VOTER ARE YOU?

i certainly hope you're not one. but clearly, somebody voted for him. you may have voted for him and not even know about it. you better take my quiz and figure this out.

what was the most important issue to you in the 2004 election?

either the awful economy or the terrifying prospect of my civil liberties disappearing.
either the terrible holocaust of the unborn or the destruction of the sacred institution of marriage by those darn homos.
i just want to pay the lowest taxes possible.
that neither of the candidates from the two major parties receive my vote, since i hated both of them. i'm a rebel.
national security! winning the war on terrorism! winning iraq!!!



What kind of car do you drive?

i take public transportation mostly. when i have to drive, i drive something with great gas mileage, like a honda civic.
a minivan or a suburban, to fit my whole big family.
a mercedes.
a bicycle
a hummer.


How educated were you about the election?

Very. I watched all the debates, I read both party platforms, and I read about politics every day.
Well, everyone at my Church said to vote for Bush, and I trust them... so I did.
I know everything about my personal finances and how many tax dollars I'd have to pay under each candidate
All I need to know is that neither main-party candidate was far enough left for me.
I know that we need to eradicate terrorism and to do it we need to stay in Iraq as long as anyone there who might hate us lives!


What's your favorite discount store?

target or costco or the kmart on astor place
walmart! because they have our values at heart!
hahahaha. discount stores. no. neiman marcus.
the local commune's co-op up the road.
walmart because they sell guns!


what is your main complaint about president bush?

oh god. oh god. EVERYTHING.
he hasn't come out strongly enough against abortion. he NEEDS to be more vocal against it.
he's veering away from his base of the wealthy to his base of the religious wackos.
i hate everything about him. i hate everything about kerry, too, though. they were equally awful. no difference.
he didn't invade iraq soon enough! and he doesn't stick up for himself enough when the liberals accuse him of being a warmongerer!