this test is inspired by the occasion of my 21st birthday. my friends took me to a place called "Lips," where all the people who work there are performing drag queens. hee. every answer in this quiz was inspired by a drag queen from that night, except for madonna. but how could i make this quiz without a madonna option?

ok, here we go.



first of all, what color is your hair?

blonde. usually.
multicolored, in a crayola way.
dark. usually.
red. bright red.
hair? i don't have hair.


of these three, what is your favorite type of music?

pop
country
the sounds of the sea.


describe your body type:

muscular/well toned
skinny
curvaceous
i have tentacles.


what would you like to wear in your alleged drag performance?

something extremely colorful. whee!
black leather and lace, preferably covering as little as possible. for a bondage look.
black lace and mesh, with lots of bracelets, and maybe a hat. for a playful look.
just a nice dress, so people focus on my singing and not my fashion choices
something elegant, and something that supports my huge boobs.
something waterproof


what is your singing voice like?

pretty high
pretty low
i sing with a southern accent.



how manly are you?

not very manly
moderately.
very, very manly.


how much would you dance during your drag performance?

a lot. i love wiggling around like a fiend.
a little, but i don't have that much energy.
not at all.



are you an octopus?

yes. why, yes i am.
no. i am a diva.



do you say the word "ho-o-o-o-o-o-o!" on a regular basis?

yes. ho-o-o-o-o-o!
no way.