i have a siamese mew named ramona. i love cats. i call them mews.

here are some things people have said when asked to define me in 12 words or less:

mike did three:
1. Laura seems taller than she is but is shorter than she'd like.
2. If you overlook Laura's perfectly round boobs, she will point them out.
3. Laura can get into trouble with her catwoman mask and orange spray.

erica: laura hates passionately and likes passionately. there is no in-between for laura.

loathemeplease: Laura is clever, artistic, logical, liberal... and devastating in a black dress.

there will be more! hold on.

that's all. mew.