most people who are antisocial already know that they are.
but if you are a little confused, here i am, as always, ready to help.
i'm so kind! whee!

when you were in second grade, you:

were always getting in trouble for talking to other kids during class.
had a fair amount of friends.
couldn't believe how immature those other 8 year olds were, and spent recess reading a book in the shade.
were picked on, constantly.



in your world, an ideal party consists of:

tons of people, loud music, kegs of beer, dancing, talking, food.
a small group of my friends and i sitting around at a restaurant or bar, talking and laughing.
myself, music, and a piece of sushi
ANYTHING! oh god, a party? i'd give anything to be invited to one of those.


you are in a room full of strangers. you:

quickly approach someone and begin a conversation
stand pretty much by yourself, but smile and respond if approached by someone else.
glare and stand with your arms crossed over your chest, hopefully deterring anyone from saying hello.
cry, because they are making fun of you.


ok, truthfully: how much time do you spend online?

not a lot. maybe an hour a day. maybe even less.
a few hours a day, sometimes more when i am especially bored.
when i am awake, i am online. because i love it.
i spend a lot of time online, but if given the opportunity to do something else, like hang out with people, i would. sadly, i do not often get these opportunities.


in high school, you were:

a cheerleader/jock! whee!
one of the 'artistic' kids. mew?
hateful and a loner. fleep.
a classic dork. boop.



how do you feel about the telephone?

i love it! i have no qualms calling anyone!
it's ok, but i get nervous calling people i don't know very well.
i hate it. when it rings, i throw it out the window.
i have one, and i wish someone would call me. no one ever does. sob.


what is the most ideal situation socially?

having lots and lots of aquaintances and not-so-close friends as well as a group of close friends. that way, you have someone to play with all the time!
having a small group of close friends and just a few aquaintance-type friends. that way, you have people to hang out with, but it isn't too overwhelming.
living alone on an island. that way, the annoyance of other humans won't kill me.
having friends. any type of friends. just...people...to...be nice to me!



it is a saturday night. you are tired and feel a little sick, but your friend calls you around 11:30 pm and invites you to go to a bar with some other people. you:

go, without even thinking about it. it's saturday night, and it is scandalous to stay in.
think about going, but ultimately decide to just stay home and rent a video. there's no point in going out-- if you feel sick, it will be impossible to have fun.
throw the phone out the window. where do people get off calling me? i've changed my number six times!
go, happily. you are grateful to be invited.